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“I would urge people, men especially, unless...

2010-04-26T15:22:00.000-07:00

“I would urge people, men especially, unless they're bisexual, to avoid the two-male threesome" - Russell Brand(Musicrooms.net)

Russell said: “The ‘nut brush’ is the phenomena where if you take a threesome to its natural conclusion you may very well find your testicles being impeached by another man's testicles. That's not my idea of a party!

For those of you who aren't afraid of a nut-brush ... we recommend one of our 'threesome wanted' t-shirts.

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Lesbian or German Lady? Test your Gaydar

2010-02-21T12:42:00.000-08:00

As I watch the Winter Olympics, I quite often ask myself ... Is she? Mmm ... or isn't she? It's always difficult to tell the difference with athletes ... especially those powerful looking German ladies. Their presence is certainly a test of my 'gaydar'.

I've had this problem for years ... I remember one of my first 'favorite' web quizzes ... 'lesbian or german lady'. Have fun ... take the test ... giggle at the comments ... and marvel at how far web design has come in ten years!!

lesbian or german lady? quiz

If you do well enough, be sure to treat yourself with a 'gaydar' t-shirt for Tease, Inc. :)

Auf Wiedersehen!

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Poly | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-02-19T08:34:00.000-08:00

Tiger Woods just finished his little speech ... and I'm still cracking up. It seems even more embarrassing that Americans are just eating up all the media frenzy. I can't see live coverage of the Olympics ... but I can see this pathetic dribble from Tiger Woods???

Oy ... like I said on tumblr ... Tiger just needs to come out of the closet as Poly ... and learn how to have honest and healthy relationships with his sexual partners.

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Fore!!

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Dyke March | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-02-17T14:16:00.000-08:00

I didn't really hear to much hype about Mardi Gras this year ... was it because people are already bitter about the Saints' Super Bowl Victory? Or maybe folks have been super enthralled with NBC's time delayed Olympics coverage? Not sure of the reason why ... but if you forgot to celebrate Mardi Gras in classy topless style ... have no fear ... there's always your next local Dyke March ... no beads required. ;)

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Tits Up!!

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Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic | FP Passport

2010-02-05T15:10:00.000-08:00

So ... it seems ... that SIZE MATTERS!!

According to this brief article in FP Passport, Akbar Zeb is being cock blocked from becoming Pakistan's Ambassador to Saudi Arabia because his name translates to "Biggest Dick" in Arabic.

Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic | FP Passport

I need to send this poor fellow a 'Size Matters' t-shirt!

Thanks to FP Passport for the article ... and to @Cunningminx for tweeting about it.

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Video: A Few Gay Men & Women | The Daily Show | Comedy Central

2010-02-05T14:30:00.000-08:00

Permission to get goosebumps SIR!

Lengthy ... eight minute long clip ... but I assure you ... it's well worth your time!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

A Few Gay Men & Women

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show
Full Episodes

Political Humor

Health Care Crisis

Video: A Few Gay Men & Women | The Daily Show | Comedy Central

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Thank you Mr. Colbert ... Hermaphrodites cannot be Gay!

2010-02-05T13:00:00.000-08:00

I'm still laughing out loud ...

The Colbert Report

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay

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Colbert Report Full Episodes

Political Humor

Economy

*snork*

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Hmmm ... watching sexy VS model pics at work?

2010-02-05T12:08:00.000-08:00

So ... maybe you've heard of this story. Dave was busted looking at pictures of a Victoria Secret's model, Miranda Kerr.

Nothing wrong with that ... unless you are at work ... AND ... your screen happens to face a TV camera.

What's your opinion?

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Saints Linebacker Fujita Tackles Gay Marriage | Sports | Advocate.com

2010-02-03T17:10:00.000-08:00

Sigh ... I just love a man in uniform ... especially when he has such an open mind!! Kudos to Scott Fujita ... and thanks to the Advocate for getting this interview!

Saints Linebacker Fujita Tackles Gay Marriage | Sports | Advocate.com

By the way ... I freaking LOVE football! This just gives me one more wonderful reason to watch the Super Bowl ... and ignore those commercials.

Hut one ... hut two ... hike hike ...

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Hmm ... so who really watches the Super Bowl?

2010-02-03T16:58:00.000-08:00

So, according to Donny Deutsch's logic, Gays don't watch the Super Bowl? Hmm ... after listening to his comments, I can only infer that based on the commercials I see during the Super Bowl ... the audience is comprised of old men ... who need pills to stop them from pissing on themselves ... need more pills to get a hard on ... and they love to drink beer. Good work with those stereotypes Donny!

Here's the CNN Larry King interview ... thanks to the Advocate for posting it!

I figure all commercials advocate SOMETHING ... *cough cough* ... like buy our freaking product ... but what do I know? :P

Beer Me!!

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One day ... when Gays and Lesbians can proudly serve OUT in the U.S. Military ...

2010-02-03T10:02:00.000-08:00

I know I know I know ... it's way to early to get excited about all this ... but I can't help it ... I'm an optimist.

1. Can't wait for Sexual Harassment to be taken seriously!! For all these weak ass breeders ... who cry that they are worried about unwanted sexual advances from big bad gay men/lesbians ... it's about time they realized that this is the same shit that women have been going through for eons.

2. Can't wait for SPOUSAL benefits to be recognized for all soldiers in the military. Once the tide turns ... and the military grants equal spousal rights to all it's members ... it will be a matter of time before the federal government is forced to recognize the same rights nationwide.

3. Can't wait for all my friends to finally be able to proudly serve OUT with integrity. I absolutely agree with the Admiral:

“No matter how I look at the issue…I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens…For me, it comes down to integrity — theirs as individuals and ours as an institution.”

– Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Mike Mullen, at Tuesday’s Senate Armed Services Committee “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” hearing

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Fag Hag | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-02-01T20:18:00.000-08:00

Are you the Will to her Grace? Show her the love ... with Fag Hag:

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Benz, Delany Go Gay on Housewives | News | Advocate.com

2010-02-01T16:59:00.000-08:00

I couldn't be more happy to see someone's character on TV go lesbo:

Benz, Delany Go Gay on Housewives | News | Advocate.com

I had a crush on Dana Delany back in her China Beach days ... but that crush bloomed into a full on lust affair after seeing her 'beav' in Exit to Eden.

Yahoo!!

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Valentine's Special ... Free Shipping ...

2010-02-01T11:42:00.000-08:00

Give yourself some love ... with our Valentine's Day Special:

The new site isn't completely done ... but it doesn't mean you can't take advantage of the Free Standard Shipping.

If you see something you like ... but maybe not in the color ... or product of your choice, let me know ... and I'll try to whip something up so you can take advantage of the special.

Happy Shopping!

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Eager for Beaver | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-30T14:34:00.000-08:00

We love those ... who love to go down!! Show your 'eagerness to please' with this design.

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Man Crunch Super Bowl Ad

2010-01-29T14:00:00.000-08:00

CBS is more than willing to show us Tebow's 'anti-abortion' ad ... and countless ads for old men who can't hold their pee ... or can't get their dicks hard ... but they are afraid of this ad from Man Crunch???

THIS is the kind of ad that is worthy of a Super Bowl!! I'm sure that CBS would change their tune if the ad showed two hot chicks making out in football jerseys!!

CBS FAIL!!

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Boobs out your blouse ... Wanda Sykes - American Idol

2010-01-29T12:00:00.000-08:00

Oh man ... the world is simply a better place with Wanda Sykes around to poke fun at us!! If you are like me ... and go to bed way to early to watch her show ... here's her "American Idol" audition ... a parody of "pants on the ground" ... titled "boobs out your blouse".

Enjoy!! And if you are going to have your boobs out your blouse ... please feel free to put them in my face!!

Bertha

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Buck Naked | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-29T11:18:00.000-08:00

What ever happened to the golden age of streaking???? Let's bring it back ... in full force ... with full frontal!!

Here's something to wear ... before you take it off ...

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Muff Diver (Flag) | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-23T12:41:00.000-08:00

Not everyone has a seven inch tongue ... and can breathe their their ears ... but ... more importantly ... do you love to go down? Then you really need to go for Tease, Inc.'s MUFF DIVER!! Proudly show your certification ... for eating pussy!

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Blow Me (whistle) | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-22T18:51:00.000-08:00

Looking for a blow buddy? Give us a whistle ... you know how to whistle don't you??? Just put your lips together ... and blow ... Tease, Inc. Designs ... we love to make gear that will get you laid ... slapped ... or possibly both. :)

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Water Sports: It's Better Wetter | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-21T17:09:00.000-08:00

Looking for something dry to wear after a golden shower? Then we have the perfect design for you ... Tease, Inc. Water Sports - It's Better Wetter ...

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BOI | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-20T09:01:00.000-08:00

Calling all bois, tomboys,drag kings, and bottoms ...

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Tease, Inc. Designs ... we love to make gear that will get you laid ... slapped ... or possibly both. :)

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Bi (Basic) | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-19T17:40:00.000-08:00

Why choose between men and women when you can have both?

This is our 'basic' BI design ... that we just added to our new site.

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Girls Will Be Boys | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-16T21:55:00.000-08:00

So ... I noticed that #clitterdick was trending earlier on Twitter ... after I snorted from laughing at the term ... I decided it was time to get cranking on our design: Girls Will Be Boys.

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You Go GRRL!

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Women 4 Women | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-16T14:37:00.000-08:00

Women for Women! : You advertise on the Internet ... why not do it in person. Here's the perfect design to show the ladies ... that you love the ladies.

Tease, Inc. Designs ... we love to make gear that will get you laid ... slapped ... or possibly both. :)

Yeah Craig's List!!

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Vagitarian | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-14T18:17:00.000-08:00

Vagitarian: For everyone who loves to eat at the Y ... show your love with this Tease, Inc. design ... Vagitarian!

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Bonne Appetite!

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No Dyke Drama | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-12T07:42:00.000-08:00

This was one of the first designs that I insisted upon bringing to the site ... as it addresses the 'drama' that has plagued lesbians (and non-lesbians) for generations, "NO DYKE DRAMA".

Ironically, it seems that the people who complain the most about 'drama', are the very same people who perpetuate it. Oh well ... what can you do ... but wear this shirt and get your message across. :)

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Chris wore this t-shirt when we saw Madonna back in 2006 ... and we are pretty sure that Madge got a good look at it and had a laugh. Even the camera man took the time to get a solid shot of Chris as we partied and danced in the front row. Unfortunately, the footage of Chris' shirt didn't make it to the Confessions on a Dance Floor DVD ... but ... we aren't crying ... the show was phenomenal.

Peace,

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Vote for Poly | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-11T08:11:00.000-08:00

Our design for those of use who prefer non-monogamy. Show your vote for 'poly' with this design.

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Pray for Sex | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-10T07:53:00.000-08:00

Get dressed ... or undressed ... in your Sunday best ... and Pray for Sex!!

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Light a candle ... and pray real hard ... and maybe you'll be blessed ... with SEX!!! We dedicate this design to all the holy rollers out there ... that don't seem to grasp that sex is one of the greatest gifts of all!! Wear this shirt ... and say goodbye to your period of celibacy.

Amen!

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Tease, Inc. - 2nd Date Moving | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-09T15:36:00.000-08:00

I probably shouldn't joke too much about it ... as I have totally have fallen into this same stereotype before ... but ... what do lesbians do on the 2nd date? Rent a u-haul! Thankfully I know plenty of non-lesbians who also fit this stereotype ... so my feelings are too hurt. :P

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Get this t-shirt for your favorite 'serial' nester.

Keep on laughing!

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Ride Me Cowboy and Ride Me Cowgirl | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-09T12:14:00.000-08:00

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Two of our designs, recently added to the new site ... Ride Me ... Cowgirl and Cowboy versions!! Take your pick ... or buy both. :)

Yee Haw!!

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Sex Positive | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-09T05:30:00.000-08:00

Tease, Inc. - Sex Positive

Show off that sexy open mind of yours with our latest design to be migrated to the new site.

Many more designs still coming ... this migration process is taking FOREVER! :P I'll keep updating you as more designs make it to the new site.

Have a great day!

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New Design added - PORK ME!! - Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-08T09:43:00.000-08:00

True ... this design isn't what anyone would call 'kosher' ... but it sure is funny!! Give this shirt to your favorite PIG! Or wear it yourself, and enjoy the feast!

Tease, Inc. - Pork Me

Oink Oink!

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Just added to site ... Pillow Biter | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-07T09:12:00.000-08:00

This is one of those shirts that you might not wear home to Mom ... however ... we are betting that if you wear it out tonight ... it'll end up gettng you plenty of smiles.

Have Fun!

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Man Whore recently added to Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-06T09:24:00.000-08:00

Calling on those sexual fiends ... we love to call Man Whores!! Here's one of our newest designs ... that we migrated to the new site last night.

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Futch ... introduced on the new site ... part femme part butch ...

2010-01-05T18:08:00.000-08:00

Of course, we are saddened to hear of the loss of Casey Johnson. Whether or not her engagement to Tila Tequila was a publicity stunt ... we can only hope that Casey's soul is now in peace.

We'd be lying if we didn't think that Tila Tequila is the kind of person that gives bisexuals a bad name ... but oh well ... she's out there doing her thing ... and we can only hope that she is supported by friends and family during this time of loss.

In the meantime ... we are betting that Dani Campbell couldn't be more grateful than ever to be free of Tila's clutches. We love Dani for her style, her honesty, and that outfit she wore with the firefighter suspenders!!

So ... for Dani ... and all the other sexy 'futches' out there ... be sure to check out our design on the new website: FUTCH!

Later,

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Just migrated to new site ... Define Kinky | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2010-01-04T23:25:00.000-08:00

If you've ever been to the Folsom St. Fair ... then you've witnessed quite a variety of kink. What's vanilla to you ... might totally freak someone out ... or turn them on. We like the "Define Kinky" design, because it broaches the conversation.

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Pussy Cat Poker Lounge | Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

2009-12-28T08:15:00.000-08:00

We've remade out Pussy Cat Poker Lounge T-Shirt ... check out the updated version.

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Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins BREAK UP

2009-12-23T15:33:00.000-08:00

Sad to hear that after 23 years together, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon are calling it quits. Although, I'd be lying if I didn't harbor a tiny fantasy that Louise is finally going to hook up with her Thelma. LOL!!

Perhaps I should put a 'bi-curious' t-shirt in the mail for Ms. Sarandon ... a shirt like this would be a kick ass calling card.

- Bertha

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Save A Tree - Eat A Beaver

2009-12-21T23:12:00.000-08:00

Granted, the climate summit going on in Copenhagen may seem a little boring ... so ... we recommend our 'environmental' t-shirt instead.

Save A Tree - Eat A Beaver ... it's definitely a cause worth diving into!

- Bertha

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"3rd Sex" Recently Added to New Site

2009-12-20T10:57:00.001-08:00

We found a beauty of a quote to introduce our design, 3rd Sex:

"I am the third sex, not a man trying to be a woman. It is your society's problem that you only recognize two sexes." - Hijra Mona Ahmed

Tease, Inc. - 3rd Sex

We are gradually adding new and old designs to our new site ... please be sure to stay tuned for more!!

Bertha

Tease, Inc. - Are you a tease?

Designs for the Sexually Advanced

http://new.tease-inc.com

Oh Bea Arthur ... we will MISS you!!

2009-04-28T08:04:00.000-07:00

Oh Bea Arthur ... you will be missed!!

We adored you for your sharp wit ... your independence ... and your fierce dedication to pushing the envelope.

Here is a classic clip ... Rock Hudson and Bea Arthur.

Enjoy!

Bertha

Tease, Inc. - Are you a tease?

Designs for the Sexually Advanced

http://www.tease-inc.com

Priceless Parody of DOMA's Commercial - A Gaythering Storm

2009-04-22T08:17:00.000-07:00

Amount of money that DOMA spent on to air their commercial in certain states ... $1.5 Million ...

The "Gaythering Storm" celebrity filled parody on Funny or Die ... PRICELESS!!!

A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

- Bertha

Tease, Inc. - Are you a tease?

T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

2009-04-20T08:29:00.000-07:00

Leave it to the Colbert Report to fashion an absolutely brilliant parody!!

The Colbert Report

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

colbertnation.com

Colbert Report Full Episodes

Political Humor

NASA Name Contest

Keep up the great work!!

Bertha
Tease, Inc. - Are you a tease?
Designs for the Sexually Advanced

Hitachi Magic Wand Spotted on Girls Next Door

2009-03-04T06:40:00.000-08:00

Hmmm ... I suppose Hef doesn't often use the wand on his back ... as you'll notice ... the Hitachi Magic Wand isn't on his side of the bed. SHOCKER!!! I won't be surprised of The Soup picks up on this for their next episode.

- Bertha

Tease Inc. - Are you a tease?

T-Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

Tough Times for Jackie Warner?

2009-03-03T08:50:00.000-08:00

Turns out that Jackie Warner the lesbionic star of Bravo's "Workout" ... needs to advertise for pussy ... as seen on her myspace blog.

"....................I may be appearing on a nationally syndicated show talking about married straight women who have written to me because they have found themselves having lesbian feelings, specifically directed towards me. If this applies to you and you are interested in being considered as a possible guest along with me, please comment back tonight or as soon as possible."

So breeders ... and those of you who are questioning ... please help lezzie cougar out ... and give Jackie a buzz.

- Bertha

Tease, Inc. - Are you a tease?

T-Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

'No on 8' ads ... parody 'mac vs pc'

2008-11-04T08:52:00.000-08:00

absolutely brilliant ads ... even though there is nothing funny about discrimination ... these ads do a wonderful job of poking fun at the 'yes on 8' mindset ...

Please vote against discrimination in your state! In California, please vote no on 8.

- Bertha

Eight Minutes on Prop 8

2008-11-03T12:02:00.000-08:00

Whether you live in California ... or any other state that is looking to ban the civil liberties of Gay Americans ... please take the time to watch this video.

It's a straight forward clip, that speaks to many. If you are undecided, confused, or thinking of voting to ban same sex marriage, I implore you to take eight minutes to watch this video.

Click here if you would like to learn more about the author of this video, Lawrence Lessig.

Thank you,

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.

T-Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced

Every vote counts!

Heinz responds ...

2008-07-01T08:41:00.000-07:00

In case you are curious ... yes ... I did hear back from Heinz.

Their response is below my signature. If you haven't done so already ... view the commercial ... and contact Heinz with your opinion. Both the commercial and the contact info is listed on my previous post, "Encourage Heinz To Do the Right Thing".

Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: "Heinzconsumeraffairs@us.hjheinz.com"
To: **********************
Sent: Tuesday, July 1, 2008 8:37:02 AM
Subject: Re: In Response to your Website Comments - Ref # 002853694A HEINZ/JHARRISO

July 1, 2008

Dear Bertha,

Thank you for your recent email regarding the Heinz United Kingdom commercial for Deli Mayo. Consumer feedback is very important to us, and we appreciate the opportunity to respond.

Heinz pulled the ad in the UK because our consumer research showed that the ad failed in its attempt to be humorous and offended people on all sides.

Heinz apologizes for its misplaced attempt at humor and we accept that this ad was not in accordance with our long-standing corporate policy of respecting everyone's rights and values.

Again, our sincere apology to anyone who felt offended. We appreciate you taking time to contact us to express your opinion and allowing us to address this issue

Heinz Consumer Resource Center
Heinzconsumeraffairs@us.hjheinz.com

When contacting us, please refer to the following reference number: 002853694A

HEINZ/JHARRISO

Encourage Heinz to do the right thing ...

2008-06-26T10:35:00.000-07:00

So ... Heinz did a pretty cool thing by airing this ad ... unfortunately ... their courage was limited ... as it didn't take much for them to pull the ad.

So ... now they are getting attacked by both sides of the fence.

Rather than boycott Heinz ... let them know that you hope to see more advertisments like this in the future. Otherwise, the loud-mouthed bigots win.

Watch the commercial for yourself:

To register your opinion, please visit www.heinz.com and click on the "contact us" link at the bottom of the page. You can also call their comment line at (800) 255-5750.

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Finally ... Pictures from Santa Cruz Pride have been posted on FLICKR

2008-06-05T11:18:00.001-07:00

What next? The Castaways ... of course!, originally uploaded by brrtha.

I still have some updates to do on tags ... and stuff like that ... but ... for the most part .. the pictures are ready for your viewing pleasure.

Some other day I'll post them to the actual Tease, Inc website ... and Facebook ... but ... until them ... have fun with Flickr. :)

If I don't have your name ... or alias ... let me know so that I can be sure to update your picture(s) accordingly.

Thanks again for everyone!!

Bertha

Tease, Inc. - T Shirts and Gifts for the Sexually Advanced
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Fun in the Sun - Santa Cruz GLBT Pride Festival

2008-06-02T09:18:00.000-07:00

Chris and I have the best memories of yesterday ... the sun was shining ... the music was pumping ... and PRIDE was certainly in the air!

Thanks to everyone who came by the booth and hung out. I downloaded more than 200 pictures from my camera this morning!!! So ... now I just need a day or two to go through them and get them posted on flickr and our Tease, Inc. website.

We are already getting hit up for friend requests on MySpace ... so keep them coming in so that we can stay in touch. Don't forget ... we also have a page on Facebook ... so ... don't be shy ... be sure to become a fan so that you'll be the first to know when our pictures our posted. Also ... if you haven't done so already ... be sure to check out all the designs that we have on our CafePress site. There will be more designs coming soon!

Thanks to the Diversity Center and all the volunteers who made this year's PRIDE festival such an amazing success.

Also ... thanks to Tom ... for driving our caddie in the parade with the La Selva Beach Community Church. We couldn't be in two places at once ... so ... it was fantastic to trust Tom with the Caddie while Chris and I worked at the booth.

Happy PRIDE!

Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a Tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Pride Season Kicks Off in Santa Cruz!

2008-06-01T05:40:00.000-07:00

Ah ... finally ... June is here ... and PRIDE is in the air.

GLBT Pride season kicks off today in Santa Cruz. The rest of the month will be filled with weekly celebrations throughout the country.

SF Bay Area of GLBT Pride Celebrations:

June 1st: Santa Cruz

June 14th and 15th: San Jose

June 28th and 29th: San Francisco

Here is a link for all the other GLBT Pride Celebrations in the country:

http://www.gaycities.com/events/

Have a great month!

- Bertha

Election Theme Designs ... Top for Bottom? Femme for Femme?

2006-11-04T23:10:00.000-08:00

What is your vote? Top for Bottom? Femme for Femme?

New designs have been posted to our CafePress site. So ... if you've been itching for some new designs to make you laugh and get you laid ... check them out!

I haven't taken the time yet to update the regular site ... so ... for now ... you'll just need to get all your laughs from the CafePress site. More designs are coming!!!!
So ... make sure to vote this weekend ... and pick out a shirt from our CafePress site to show your preference!

Much Love,

Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Folsom Pictures have finally been posted!

2006-10-25T08:16:00.000-07:00

Yes ... we finally have our pictures posted from The Folsom Street Fair!!! If you have any pictures that you would like us to post ... please send them our way! Unfortunately ... some of our pictures were over-exposed .. and didn't come out ... so ... if you were expecting to see a pic of yourself ... then that is what happened. :(

For more pictures of all the beautiful people at the Fair ... please be sure to also check out the 'official' site!

Thanks to everyone who made this event so memorable! If you have any ideas for our next event ... let us know!! Otherwise ... we are wishing everyone a very happy Halloween!

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Folsom St. Fair pictures coming soon!

2006-09-27T10:13:00.000-07:00

Well ... we are finally recovering from the FANTASTIC time that we had at the Folsom St. Fair this past Sunday.

The weather was absolutely gorgeous ... perfect for cruising and hanging out with friends. As always ... there simply was NOT enough time to hang out with everyone ... but ... even still it was such a treat to meet old and new friends! We were especially stoked to see Vanessa ... who drove several hours from Central Cali to proudly wear her "MUFF DIVER" certification at Folsom! It was also a pleasure meeting Jeff ... who was more than happy to tell us about his Sybian.

I'm so sorry that we don't have our pictures ready to post yet ... but ... we hope to have them up by this weekend ... so please check back!

In the meantime, we are so grateful to the entire organization of volunteers that made the Folsom St. Fair possible! As soon as we entered the gates at 8am to set up our booth ... we were very impressed by everyone who we came in contact with. From Max (our block captain) to everyone else ... thank you thank you! We can't wait to be back next year.

Of course ... we our a HUGE 'thank you' to USAA ... my insurance company ... for getting us out of a HUGE jam ... when my tire went flat on the truck ... right on FOLSOM ST!! I managed to break the valve stem on the left rear tire when I was stepping off the truck ... and the tire was FLAT in 30 seconds! It wasn't easy to find a flat bed tow truck in SF ... that was capable of moving my big ass F-150 ... with swamper tires ... and 6 inch lift ... but USAA found a way!! They found a truck to tow it down the alley ... away from the Folsom St. Fair traffic! Afterwards, another truck came and fixed the tire ... and we were back in business. Wooo hooo!!!

Keep your fingers crossed ... for pictures this weekend!!!

Love,

Bertha
Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com/

Folsom St Fair ... Booth Location

2006-09-22T11:45:00.000-07:00

Folsom is THIS weekend!!! Come visit the Tease, Inc. booth!!

Yes ... Folsom is finally here ... this Sunday, September 24th, 2006!!!

Here is the map that shows our booth location:

http://www.folsomstreetfair.com/documents/2006_Folsom_Street_Fair_Exhibitor_Map_09_20_06.pdf

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Pics posted from Hayward PRIDE celebration!

2006-08-26T12:35:00.000-07:00

Thanks to everyone that stopped by the booth last Sunday ... as we rocked it at the Rainbow Room for Hayward PRIDE!!! Here are the pics for your viewing pleasure. We also have video footage ... from when we partied in the bar with our friends Erin and Devin ... and their friend who reminded me of a brunette Gwen Stefani. Erin and Devin ... if you read this ... please send me your friend's name!!!

As always ... we were happy to see old and new friends at our booth! It was quite a day for us ... Chris and I arrived at the Rainbow Room before it even opened in the morning. We hustled our schwag for most of the day ... and then partied with our friends into the early evening.

Thanks again to all our friends ... old and new! We look forward to seeing everyone at Folsom!! We recently submitted our application for a booth ... we'll definitely let you know our location as soon as it has been assigned!

Much love,

Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

East Bay PRIDE ...

2006-08-16T08:51:00.000-07:00

East Bay PRIDE ... hook it up in Hayward on Sunday, August 20th!

This coming Sunday ... August 20th ... Tease Inc. will be partying at the Rainbow Room ... before ... during ... and after Hayward PRIDE.

There will be discounts on t-shirts ... AND ... of course ... there will be drink specials! So come on down ... celebrate ... East Bay style ... and get your pride on ... in Hayward.

And if you can't make it ... send us an email ... or better yet ... visit our new CafePress storefront and buy something!!

- Bertha

Are you a tease?
Tease, Inc.
http://www.tease-inc.com

Announcing ... our CafePress Tease Inc Site!!

2006-08-11T08:01:00.001-07:00

Because we are slutty ... and we want our shirts seen everywhere ... we decided to create a storefront on CafePress. Now ... have no fear ... we are still maintaining our site with PrintMojo!

We believe there are benefits all round to both online stores.

CafePress: They offer a HUGE variety of styles ... for white t-shirts. They also offer bumper stickers, hats, buttons, mugs, magnets ... and all other sorts of chotskies. As they print 'on demand' ... we don't have to worry about having a bunch of inventory on hand. This is huge ... because it means that we can offer more designs ... more quickly ... without having to worry about whether or not an item is going to be a big seller. Please know that we are still building our product line on CafePress ... so ... you will probably notice new products everytime you visit.

PrintMojo: We love PrintMojo ... because they are an old fashioned ... t-shirt screen printing business. As screen printers ... they have been around for more than fifteen years. They offer us ... and our customers ... an awesome product!!!! We will continue to use PrintMojo for their quality ... and for the fact that they have a variety of 'colored' t-shirts ... that CafePress doesn't offer. Please note ... the THREESOME special (20% off ... when you purchase three t-shirts or more!) is only available on the PrintMojo site.

Please feel free to shop at both stores ... and send us your feedback!!!

Also ... if you have any ideas about where else we can offer our 'wares' ... please let us know!

Thank You,

Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http:://www.tease-inc.com

New Designs for Folsom and New Pics on the Site

2006-08-07T14:50:00.000-07:00

Hi there!

Well ... during my days off from my 'regular' job ... I've been holed up inside ... working on new designs for the Folsom St. Fair. Please check them out ... and send me your feedback!

Don't worry ... those won't be the only designs that we bring to Folsom ... we will still bring some of the 'old favorites' as well. If you have any suggestions ... for which shirts we should bring to Folsom ... please let us know.

All our designs are listed here: http://tease-inc.com/Pages/designs.html

After the fair ... I have some other great designs in mind to work on ... and they should be ready by October/November ... just in time for the holiday season.

If you haven't checked out the site in a while ... we've also updated it with some more pictures. That link will take you to the SF Pride pictures ... but ... if you look at the top of the page ... you'll see links to some of our other events. Most recently ... Chris was able to attend a Women's Football Camp at UC Berkeley ... with 500 other great women.

Have fun ... take care ... and if you have pics from PRIDE ... send them our way!

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Happy PRIDE!!!! Thank you thank you thank you!

2006-06-26T10:58:00.000-07:00

Well ... we did it ... we CAME OUT with a vengeance! We had so much fun ... meeting new people ... spanking asses ... showing our tits ... and talking with old friends! We are so grateful for all the support that we received from everyone!

Here are some of the people and organizations that definitely deserve our gratitude:

Erin - It was such a treat meeting you and your friends. It means so much to us that you chose our shirt to COME OUT!! We love your pic on myspace!! Can't wait to see you again! Good luck with everything. Congratulations on becoming our first official Tease, Inc. MODEL! ;)

Tri Valley Herald - Thanks for the interview ... and BIG thanks for including us with the SF PRIDE article ... how exciting for us to be in the SUNDAY paper! Wooooo hoooo!

Bettina - next time you visit ... we'll be sure to take you out for a Hot & Hunky ... we OWE you!

Vicki came all the way from Santa Cruz to help us out ... thank you!

Lisa and Bryan from BYOG ... the shirts are KICK ASS!!! Thanks so much for going the extra mile to support us during this scaaarry time in our infancy!

Brian and Nadia, Aaron (Brian's brother) ... and friend ... ;) ... - thanks so much for spending time with me at the booth ... too bad we couldn't hook up on Saturday night ... maybe FOLSOM will be a better bet!

The Rainbow Room - It was so awesome to see so many of our old friends. We are so grateful for your support ... and we are looking forward to TEASE night!

Joe ... thanks so much for taking the time to visit us ... GO JOE!

Tania and Em ... thanks for coming by and giving us some love! Tania ... I LOVE THE HAIR!! Thanks again for an amazing color and cut ... but I'll pass on lunch next time ... bah ha!

This weekend was SO overwhelming ... Chris and I are still trying to remember everything that happened ... and everyone we met ... so if you came by ... send us a link to your myspace. friendster, or 360 profile ... and we will add you to our list of friends!Here is our photo album from the big event!

In the meantime .. if you want to say 'hi' ... or if you have any pics of your own to send us ... please send us an email! Just click on the 'contact us' link in the menu below!

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Location ... location ... location

2006-06-14T19:45:00.000-07:00

Yes ... it's official ... the PRIDE committee has assigned Tease, Inc. our booth location!!!

YEEEEE-HAW! We will be in booth F3 ... on Larkin ... close to Market. Use this link if you need to look at a map:

https://register.sfpride.org/event/html/exhibitor/mapgates.pdf

Hope to see all of you there!!!

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Madonna ROCKS!

2006-06-11T04:28:00.000-07:00

YES - Madonna ROCKS!

Chris and I went on our first ... semi-official ... Tease, Inc. adventure ... earlier this week! We road tripped it down to Fresno ... nearly a three hour drive ... but it was ALL worth it!!!

When the tickets were announced earlier this year ... I recognized that there's just WAY too much $$$$ in the Bay Area ... with way too many homos like me who'd be willing to pay top dollar to see Madonna strut her stuff on stage. So ... I bought tickets for the Fresno show ... and it was SUCH a great decision!

Based on reviews ... it seemed like her first show in Fresno didn't pack too much of a punch ... BUT ... I can assure you ... the woman ROCKED IT at our show ... on Tuesday ... 6/6/6! She even mentioned to the crowd ... that she hadn't been feeling too hot lately ... but ... there was just something about the energy of the audience ... and the overall vibe of the show on Tuesday night ... that she couldn't help but feel awesome!

Chris and I wore our Tease, Inc. shirts ... and they definitely got the attention we expected ... it was definitely a gay-friendly crowd! One of the video camera persons took quite a bit of time filming Chris in her 'No Dyke Drama Shirt' ... so ... who knows ... maybe Tease, Inc. will show up in a Madonna video! :)

Here are our pictures from the show. Please keep in mind that we took these pics from a shitty disposable cameras ... just imagine how much better they would be if we had brought a digital!!!

You may not be able to tell in the pics ... but ... Madonna actually rocked out with an electric guitar ... she may have only been playing three chords ... but ... it was obvious that she was having a fun time! Great for Madonna ... and awesome for us!

- Bertha

Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com

Welcome ... welcome ... welcome ...

2006-06-10T19:03:00.000-07:00

Welcome ... welcome ... welcome ...

We are finally getting closer to the big weekend ... SF PRIDE!!! Wooo hoo! We can't wait for our big coming out party!

If you'll be in the SF Bay Area during the weekend of June 25th and 26th ... then please come by and say hi!!! We'd love to meet you ... and show off our new shirts!

Unfortunately, we don't have our booth assignment yet ... but ... I'm hopeful that the PRIDE committee will be sending us our packet any day now! Trust me ... we will post our booth location as soon as we know it.

If you aren't going to be in the area ... then ... have no fear ... we are very hopeful that our e-commerce site will be up and running by that time too! Chris and I are very hopeful ... that as the business grows ... we'll be able to travel throughout the country ... from festival to festival ... bar to bar ... party to party! Heh ... yeah ... we want to have a LOT of fun with this!

Later,

Bertha
Tease, Inc.
Are you a tease?
http://www.tease-inc.com/